1. You like going to Tractor Supply.
  2. You love the smell of a horse.
  3. You have carrots in your refrigerator.
  4. Your pockets have hay in them.
  5. Your favorite shoes are cowboy boots.
  6. Your everyday attire includes a cell phone holder studded with rhinestones.
  7. You talk to your horse like its a kid.
  8. You laugh when the horse you’re driving farts in your face.
  9. The board check is paid before any other bill.
  10. Your house is “decorated” with bits, saddles, bridles, halters, blanket racks, trunks, trophies and ribbons.

Can you add to this list? Leave your addition in the comment section below.

 

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