- You like going to Tractor Supply.
- You love the smell of a horse.
- You have carrots in your refrigerator.
- Your pockets have hay in them.
- Your favorite shoes are cowboy boots.
- Your everyday attire includes a cell phone holder studded with rhinestones.
- You talk to your horse like its a kid.
- You laugh when the horse you’re driving farts in your face.
- The board check is paid before any other bill.
- Your house is “decorated” with bits, saddles, bridles, halters, blanket racks, trunks, trophies and ribbons.
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